The Hospital Song
Nobody sends me birthday cards
Nobody brings me flowers
I'm just here for operations
I've been out for hours
When I come to I'll wet my bed
'Cos when I get mad I sink so low
As matron knows
I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
And when I go to that seedy ward
Up in the sky
You'll be waiting
With a hypodermic needle
And a graph
Here comes the dark
(I'm grateful for my anaesthetic)
Out goes the spark
(Delirious and apathetic)
When I come to
I'll wet my bed
And when I get well
I'll take revenge
I'll wreak my wrath
On all blood donors
And their sisters
Visiting time and flowers
When sister brings that bedpan round
I'll piss like April showers
I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
And when I go
I'll die of plaster casting love
We recommend: Only Love
It's introduction to a broken heart...
Forever and a day
Is all I ever wanted, baby
To figure out a way
To finish what I started
Especially the thing that happened when I started with you
You taught me to fly and you taught me to fall
But after all
You'll be teaching me the hardest lesson of all
Introduction to loving and leaving
Begging and pleading
Anything to get you to stay
Just when you found forever
Start to feel better
'Cause everything is going your way
All at once your world fal