[J-Ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the mic
Stay drunk all week, I'm at my Peak like Pike
I'm never at my peak, I'm killin fifth after fifth
I drink mo' 40's than Tash and E-Swift (hell naw!!)
Uh-huh, I drink more than both of y'all (no you don't!)
I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw
And Tash you can't drink brew, you know you the nigga who (WHAT?)
be all on yo' nads, after just a swig or two

[Tash]
Nigga you trippin, must be that Zima you was sippin
Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin
and flip it in the trash cause I downed em with ease
while you on yo' knees -- about to pass somebody yo' keys
I even had to pay the taxi (what?) the last time you asked me (uh)
You start off on yo' feet but always wind up on yo' back G
Bro you should know you can't drink with Ri-co
While you down yo' shit slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo

[E-Swift]
Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin on the flo'
Swearin up and down, you neva gonna drink no mo'
But I get to' up, from the flo' up, and never throw up
One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo' hoe up
I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit
This Alkaholik shit is for real, it ain't a gimmick
You might fuck around and catch a liver disease
fuckin with these Likwit MC's, Hip-Hop Drunkies

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